Poketopia! – The Showdown in Gainsboro

ONIX MAN STRIKES AGAIN, BRAD GARRISON GANG RUNNING RAMPANT

Even in the midst of his reign of terror, the terrorist known only to the public as The Onix Man broke his cover and, with the assistance of a few accomplices, laid waste to a Gainsboro City Pokemon Center, bringing the damage total somewhere near $30 million.  There are also eyewitness reports of him leaving the scene following a full-scale incineration of an entire city block.  Police are questioning this development, as The Onix Man typically prefers to smash structures and normally focuses on roads and infrastructure.  It is unknown if he possesses any fire-type Pokemon.

His reign of terror is compounded by riots, looting, spreading the police force thin.  This has unfortunately led to a sudden resurgence of the entire Brad Garrison gang.  This is a disappointing development after the continuing efforts of the Gainsboro Police Department, working under the direction of League Detective Darren Walker.  The recent reappearance of The Onix Man seems to have pulled Walker back to this case.  It was reported that him and his Braviary were in pursuit of the wanted terrorist, in addition to other police officials.  The two accomplices who assisted in the destruction of the hostage situation and destruction of the Gainsboro Pokemon Center have been arrested and taken into custody.  It is believed that they will draw in the Onix Man.

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Road Trip Session 8 – Sucrose Park (Part 4)

Everett, Daniel, and the Monsters are finally nearing the end of their journey, guided by Robbie Drake, when they come up against a quite unexpected obstacle.

Max, Talia, and Charlie are released from their stay in the Coolrat Funtime Chill-out Zone, and begin looking at options for escape.

All kinds of chaos breaks out in the barracks (mostly nerd-bashing). Adventure, madness, and epic samurai duels await you in this, the conclusion to Sucrose Park.  Sit back and relax, *puts on sunglasses* because this is gonna be one bumpy ride.

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Mrs. Frieda’s Session 9 – *Insert Rebecca Black Reference Here*

It’s 7AM on a Friday, and the kids are ready to get down. George has ostracized himself to the roof and his shiny new guitar, hoping that Condor will return. Scott and Emma have been growing closer as Emma recoups from her night of terror.

The media circus outside of the Halfway Home has begun, drawn in by crazed reports of aliens and UFOs and the very real murder investigation.

What’s on the agenda for today? Well Emma has a meeting with a fairly shady dude somewhere on the rough side of town. Everyone wants to come with her, so what could go wrong?

It’s time for some partying, partying (YEAH!).

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Road Trip Session 7 – Sucrose Park (Part 3)

On the park surface, Daniel, Prince Bos, and Everette have reunited and start to make a game plan to attack the heart of Sucrose Park and attempt to find / free their friends.  After a veritable gauntlet of challenges, they run into an old friend much sooner than they expected.

Meanwhile, in the secret level, Charlie is released from the Coolrat Funtime Chillout Zone (TM) and is escorted along with Talia and Max to see Coolrat’s DAILY FUNTIME COOLSHOW!  Forced enjoyment is had by all.

But first, Buttz the Battlefrog finally awakens in a mysterious cell and no idea where he is.  Only a piercing and somewhat radical voice comes over the crude loudspeaker in his cell, and a familiar figure appears on the screen.

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Little Fears – LaFey National Park (Part 2)

The campers had a run in with some weird kids last night.  Were they children?  They looked like children.  In any case, the scheduled hiking trip today turned up a weird little site in the middle of the campgrounds.  When one of the campers stayed there too long, she felt like she was being watched.  What’s going on here?

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