Who are these guys?

Matt “The Capman” Campen comes all the way from the Land of Lincoln.
Alex “Maze” Romero is our neighbor to the North. All the way from Montreal, Canada.
  • Speaks with a terrible French accent
  • Loves cooking but makes a terrible husband
Sean “Piklom” Henderson is an Indie Game enthusiast from Oklahoma.
  • Resident Artist
  • Spirit Animal is the Mighty Buffalo
  • Game of Choice: “It’s pretty obscure. You probably haven’t heard of it.”
Nate “Nayt, N8, Neight, Nait, Neit, Pneight” Knapp is a herculean exemplar from West Virginia.
  • Administrator of Sordid Dystopia
  • Writer of terrible pulp novels
  • Game of Choice: “So, okay, it’s a pretty long story.  Let’s see. . . when I was nine years old. . .”
Amanda “Manda” Carney is an avid text roleplayer and artist from West Virginia.
  • Exists in a constant state of sleeping or waking up.
Sam “Salkovich” Graebner is a writer and egomaniac from South Carolina
  • Subsists only on Coffee, Whiskey, and Dramatic Irony
  • Once claimed to have wrestled a bear
  • Game of Choice: Fear Itself
Charlie “Homestar” Olmstead is a dude from North Carolina.
  • Got his hair from a seventies rock star
  • Is no friend of technology
  • Spelz gud
James “Syn” Colmar is a young fellow from Ohio.
  • Owns a Hawaiian shirt for every day of the month.
  • Is enemies with the sound of his own voice.
  • Claims incorrectly to know how brains work.
Kevin “Riker” Colmar is an older fellow from Ohio.
  • The unluckiest man in the world.
  • Feeds off of your hatred.
  • Looks exactly like Jonathan Frakes.
Zachary “Zachary Mansur” Mansur is a dude from Minnesota.
  • Wakes up every morning to the grim realization of being Zach Mansur.
  • Disappears for weeks on end with absolutely no notice whatsoever.
  • Once hugged Nathan Allen Knapp. It was the best moment of his life.
Hannah “Hannah Bear” Herkert is a Cheesehead from Wisconsin.
  • Has nothing funny to say
  • May actually be a Grizzly Bear
Jeff “Fishsticks” Swanson is just this guy from Oklahoma, you know?
  • He always finishes what he
Gatling Gun “Gunny” Knapp is one cool cat in West Virginia.
  • Recently our most vocal player
  • Always present in every game
  • Fuzzy-Wuzzy adorable