Matt “The Capman” Campen comes all the way from the Land of Lincoln.
- Hobby Guitarist
- Hugged Conan O’Brien
- In-house web developer and Webmaster for The Drunk and the Ugly
- Game of Choice: Monsters and Other Childish Things
Alex “Maze” Romero is our neighbor to the North. All the way from Montreal, Canada.
- Speaks with a terrible French accent
- Loves cooking but makes a terrible husband
Sean “Piklom” Henderson is an Indie Game enthusiast from Oklahoma.
- Resident Artist
- Spirit Animal is the Mighty Buffalo
- Game of Choice: “It’s pretty obscure. You probably haven’t heard of it.”
Nate “Nayt, N8, Neight, Nait, Neit, Pneight” Knapp is a herculean exemplar from West Virginia.
- Administrator of Sordid Dystopia
- Writer of terrible pulp novels
- Game of Choice: “So, okay, it’s a pretty long story. Let’s see. . . when I was nine years old. . .”
Amanda “Manda” Carney is an avid text roleplayer and artist from West Virginia.
- Exists in a constant state of sleeping or waking up.
Sam “Salkovich” Graebner is a writer and egomaniac from South Carolina
- Subsists only on Coffee, Whiskey, and Dramatic Irony
- Once claimed to have wrestled a bear
- Game of Choice: Fear Itself
Charlie “Homestar” Olmstead is a dude from North Carolina.
- Got his hair from a seventies rock star
- Is no friend of technology
- Spelz gud
James “Syn” Colmar is a young fellow from Ohio.
- Owns a Hawaiian shirt for every day of the month.
- Is enemies with the sound of his own voice.
- Claims incorrectly to know how brains work.
Kevin “Riker” Colmar is an older fellow from Ohio.
- The unluckiest man in the world.
- Feeds off of your hatred.
- Looks exactly like Jonathan Frakes.
Zachary “Zachary Mansur” Mansur is a dude from Minnesota.
- Wakes up every morning to the grim realization of being Zach Mansur.
- Disappears for weeks on end with absolutely no notice whatsoever.
- Once hugged Nathan Allen Knapp. It was the best moment of his life.
Hannah “Hannah Bear” Herkert is a Cheesehead from Wisconsin.
- Has nothing funny to say
- May actually be a Grizzly Bear
Jeff “Fishsticks” Swanson is just this guy from Oklahoma, you know?
- He always finishes what he
Gatling Gun “Gunny” Knapp is one cool cat in West Virginia.
- Recently our most vocal player
- Always present in every game
- Fuzzy-Wuzzy adorable



