Active Cast Members
Matt “The Capman” Campen is a space cow from Chi-Town, Illinois.
- Met Chris Hadfield
- Hugged Conan O’Brien
- Mediocre artist, writer, webmaster, musician, video and audio editor, and cook
- Game of Choice: Monsters and Other Childish Things
Alex “Doctor RX” Romero is our neighbor to the North. All the way from Montreal, Canada.
- Speaks with a terrible French accent
- Loves cooking but makes a terrible husband
Charlie “Charpie/Charkie” Olmstead is a dude from North Carolina.
- Got his hair from a seventies rock star
- Is no friend of technology
- Spelz gud
- Was once mistaken for a pug
James “The Notorius P.U.G.” Colmar is a young fellow from Ohio.
- Owns a Hawaiian shirt for every day of the month.
- Is enemies with the sound of his own voice.
- Claims incorrectly to know how brains work.
Kevin “Riker” Colmar is an older fellow from Ohio.
- The unluckiest man in the world.
- Feeds off of your hatred.
- Looks exactly like Jonathan Frakes.
Joshua “No Butt Stuff” is a fat pony.
- Does a great dog voice.
- Loves wizards more than humanly possible.
- Conducting the great southern hair migration.
- A very “Yes butt” kind of guy
Molly “Duchess of Hellas” Daniels is a living DotA dictionary from Oregon.
- Formerly Max.
- Has no idea what she’s doing at any given moment.
- Thinks about food a lot.
- Her internet is s⥱▦╦₽er good.
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Susan “Wants to Pet all Cats” Scott is a teacher to be from Ohio.
- Met Carrie Fisher and had her hair complimented
- Can watch a full Lord of the Rings marathon with almost no breaks
- Wants to date all the pretty Japanese boys in her dating sims
Former Cast Members
Hannah “Honey Bear Burr” Herkert is a Cheesehead from Wisconsin.
- Has nothing funny to say
- May actually be a Grizzly Bear
- Self-Proclaimed Queen of Butts
Sean “Piklom” Henderson is an Indie Game enthusiast from Oklahoma.
- Resident Artist
- Spirit Animal is the Mighty Buffalo
- Game of Choice: “It’s pretty obscure. You probably haven’t heard of it.”
Sam “Salkovich” Graebner is a writer and egomaniac from South Carolina
- Subsists only on Coffee, Whiskey, and Dramatic Irony
- Once claimed to have wrestled a bear
- Game of Choice: Fear Itself
Nate “Nayt, N8, Neight, Nait, Neit, Pneight” Knapp is a Published Author from West Virginia.
- Administrator of Sordid Dystopia
- Author of Sordid Dystopia
- Writer of terrible pulp novels
- Game of Choice: “So, okay, it’s a pretty long story. Let’s see. . . when I was nine years old. . .”
Amanda “OhMandaz” Carney is an avid skeleton lover and artist from West Virginia.
- Makes dat sky-high cheddar
- Draws the sexiest artz
- The hardest and purest party drug I know
Zachary “Technically Jokes™” Mansur is a dude from Minnesota.
- Wakes up every morning to the grim realization of being Zach Mansur.
- Disappears for weeks on end with absolutely no notice whatsoever.
- Once hugged Nathan Allen Knapp. It was the best moment of his life.
Terra “Bark Bark I’m A Dog” Gasque is a dog-obsesser who happens to be an ex-frat-bro.
- Formerly Travis.
- Is a pitiable lady
- Lives where the money is
- Loves Dogs
- Kinda Engineery
- Loves Dogs
- Knows lots of useless things
- Loves Dogs
Jeff “Fishsticks” Swanson is just this guy from Oklahoma, you know?
- He always finishes what he
Gatling Gun “Gunny” Knapp is one cool cat in West Virginia.
- Recently our most vocal player
- Always present in every game
- Fuzzy-Wuzzy adorable
Scratch Mansur is — MEOW
- MEOW
- MIAU
- MEOOOWWWWW
- Sorry guys I have to let the cat out
What happened to the former cast members?
Work and school schedules.
Will former cast members ever come back?
And where’s RJ