Maid RPG – Charles Bronson Day

Back on July 4th, the Drunk and Ugly sat down to play the Maid RPG, run by Sean. This is what resulted. (Also Matt had a few beers.)  After a completely boring character generation, the guys set out to have some normal adventures in a completely bland setting.

Well. In a less-insane world, that would be the case. But this is Maid RPG. And this, dear listeners, this truly is madness.  Hop along for the ride as the Drunk and Ugly celebrate the greatest of all American holidays in the only way they know how.

Nate making his character


  • James – Rokuko the incredibly lucky serial-murderer tomboy.
  • Matt – Kaoruku Quadsquare the robot maid.  Incapable of affection.
  • Nate – Big Butler.  Incredibly stealthy, super-athletic and has a chainsaw.
  • Charlie – Song Nadroft, the pink-eyed, bronze cultist.


  1. Welp, I guess this is my first appearance on this site. I want to say its unrepresentative, but I can’t say that in good faith.

  2. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  3. How on earth did I miss this one? I was laughing hysterically for about the entire duration of this thing! I have decided to subject my gaming group to a session of the Maid RPG very, very soon as a result of this.

    1. Aw, thank you! I was starting to get worried that the only episode no one seemed to comment on was the only one I ran. :O
      If you do run Maid, try to record it. I need to hear this… for research purposes.

  4. Oh my god, I just friggin started listening to this game and already I am dying, good job guys.

  5. skeletor sounds like the monarch from venture bothers.

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      I’m not sure if you’re referring to within the context of this game or in general.

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