Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 4: Absolute Risk


The morally ambiguous shenanigans have come to a grey conclusion, and the Wastelanders have set their sights on a former CDC facility in the burned out remnants of Georgia. Having hopped aboard a military convoy heading north, the adventurers are thrown into the midst of a deadly conflict. They will have to navigate the murky political waters with guile, skill, and pure insanity…

Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare)

Side Chatter


  • Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A former dweller of Vault 101, raised by robots and unsure whether or not she is a robot herself.  She is learning much about the outside world and what it means to be human.
  • Sam – Jim Jones.  Wannabe robot death cult leader, habitual drug abuser, and protector of the chosen one meant to herald the coming of our new robot god.
  • Nate – Vespara “Vespa” Kalin Adimik. Otherwise known as “The Exile” or “The Lady in Black.” A very capable gunfighter with a shady past.
  • Matt – Chris Yao.  A member of a splinter faction of the Followers of the Apocalypse, divided and traveling with this rag-tag band in search of a new home in the wastes.
  • Josh – LANCE-O 107.  A robotic knight from a medieval-themed restaurant and tournament who now rights wrongs across the wastes while on his quest to slay the black king Mordred.


  1. Lance-O’s True purpose, the amazing and noble door opener! There is no barrier that may withstand the might of Lance-O’s Boot.

    Does this mean that the Black King Mordrid is, in fact, an evil sentient door?

    1. He hails from the dark kingdom of MoreDoor.

      1. Is this blood? Oh god I think its blood, that was so bad I’m bleeding

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