Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 2: Invading the Kingdom


The wastelanders broke out of a prison in the bowels of Kismet Park. After fighting off a series of propoganda-infused animatronic adversaries, they gained control of the park.

Putting this much power in the hands of just anyone can only turn out well…

Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare)

Side Chatter


  • Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A former dweller of Vault 101, raised by robots and unsure whether or not she is a robot herself.  She is learning much about the outside world and what it means to be human.
  • Sam – Jim Jones.  Wannabe robot death cult leader, habitual drug abuser, and protector of the chosen one meant to herald the coming of our new robot god.
  • Nate – Vespara “Vespa” Kalin Adimik. Otherwise known as “The Exile” or “The Lady in Black.” A very capable gunfighter with a shady past.
  • Matt – Chris Yao.  A member of a splinter faction of the Followers of the Apocalypse, divided and traveling with this rag-tag band in search of a new home in the wastes.
  • Josh – LANCE-O 107.  A robotic knight from a medieval-themed restaurant and tournament who now rights wrongs across the wastes while on his quest to slay the black king Mordred.


  1. XD

    The Reagan bot is just pure sex, now all you need is a Nixion bot to help tag team the next combat and it’ll be perfect beyond words

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      We keep pushing for more president bots, but James won’t budge.

      1. Oh well, I’ll take what I can get. In anycase I’m sure it’ll get more epic as the DisneyWorld/FNaF theme begins to pan out.

        Also, I suppose it goes without saying that the events of this game take place after New Vegas and if so how was the ending interpreted?

  2. Hey, thanks for listening! It’s been a while since I established the point in the timeline, so feel free to disregard this if podcast-me contradicts what i’m about to say. I *think*, though, that I set it in the short timespan between the end of Fallout 3 and the beginning of Fallout New Vegas, to help account for certain events in character backstories. Generally speaking though, if I need to interpret an ending, I will tend to use the optimum good ending, where no one dies unnecessarily, all plots are resolvedm etcetera etcetera.

    1. A lot of the need for references back to the games are my fault, mostly. I’ve played a good bit of Fallout games, but my best experience was New Vegas. So when I think of Fallout lore to draw ideas and inspiration from, my default is New Vegas.

      1. Based on your character and matt I just assumed it would have taken place after New Vegas, but now that I think about it, it wouldn’t be entirely unheard of for various parts of the other factions to split off and go else where considering that the BoS did so and decided to set up shop in the DC wasteland. In anycase thanks for the clarification, it’s always fascinating to see the Fallout Lore taken to areas of the US not commonly spoken of in the game.

    2. In retrospect I could’ve been a Tunnel Snake. Missed opportunity.

  3. “Your on a Pontoon Boat, your lucky if you can go 10 miles an hour.”

    Have you been on a pontoon boat lately, they can go pretty fast. XD

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