> Be in jail.
> Attempt to escape.
> Avoid complete and utter bull$#!@.
> Fail to avoid complete and utter bull$#!@.
- Charlie – Dezzy Wizbecky. 35 year old businesswoman.
- Travis – Mahamida Corbin Drake. 86 year old, 6’2″, 189 pound grandmother. She is a boxer, she is a fighter and she drinks lighter fluid.
- Max- Quanica Rue Pennsylvania. White girl who thinks she is Latino. Thinks she is a badass, but is not.
- Axe – John Edward Hanhour. 30 year old useless rich guy.