Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 10 – Master Homesmith



The Kismet Protectorate has discovered a nearby military installation that served as a testing ground for advanced robots.  Alex wants to investigate it to find parts to be able to rebuild her robot family, and the others follow suit to find any leftover military gear that may help build out the Park.  If a military site has survived for this long and still has salvageable gear, one can only wonder what has been protecting it and what secrets it may hold. . .

Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare)


  • Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A former dweller of Vault 101, raised by robots and unsure whether or not she is a robot herself.  She is learning much about the outside world and what it means to be human.
  • Nate – Vespara “Vespa” Kalin Adimik. Otherwise known as “The Exile” or “The Lady in Black.” A very capable gunfighter with a shady past.
  • Matt – Chris Yao.  A member of a splinter faction of the Followers of the Apocalypse, divided and traveling with this rag-tag band in search of a new home in the wastes.
  • Josh – LANCE-O 107.  A robotic knight from a medieval-themed restaurant and tournament who now rights wrongs across the wastes while on his quest to slay the black king Mordred.


  1. I imagine Lance-O gets a message on his heads up display saying “Your stress is full.”

  2. I loved this one in particular because of the epic 1 v1 not to mention how close it was.

  3. What is Sam character doing while this is all going down. Setting up a church to the One True Robot God. Perching to all the people in the park.

    1. Author

      I think we decided that for the rest of the campaign he was hanging out in the Kismet Vault preaching to the dwellers there as they sort of worship Frankie Fox.

      1. Ok thanks for answering that. If it would not be too much trouble I have one more question, is Sam coming back or did he leave the campaign ?

        1. Hey, no trouble at all. On this end of things we’re nearing the end of the series, and it is safe to say that Sam will, unfortunately, not be returning.

          1. Ok, thanks for geting back. Well I guess I wish you a good what ever is left of your day when ever you get around to reading this

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