Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 5: The Wicker Knight


The wastelanders, having made the trek to the CDC, agreed to help an army lay seige to the local Nuka-Cola factory. Of course, they now find themselves stepping into a hive of trouble. It will take a clever wit and quick thinking to overcome this a-bumble-able situation. Bee-hold, dear internet, as you listen to The Wicker Knight!

Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare)

Side Chatter


  • Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A former dweller of Vault 101, raised by robots and unsure whether or not she is a robot herself.  She is learning much about the outside world and what it means to be human.
  • Sam – Jim Jones.  Wannabe robot death cult leader, habitual drug abuser, and protector of the chosen one meant to herald the coming of our new robot god.
  • Nate – Vespara “Vespa” Kalin Adimik. Otherwise known as “The Exile” or “The Lady in Black.” A very capable gunfighter with a shady past.
  • Matt – Chris Yao.  A member of a splinter faction of the Followers of the Apocalypse, divided and traveling with this rag-tag band in search of a new home in the wastes.
  • Josh – LANCE-O 107.  A robotic knight from a medieval-themed restaurant and tournament who now rights wrongs across the wastes while on his quest to slay the black king Mordred.


  1. The side talk link only leads to a 404 page

    1. Author

      Whoops! Messed up the url. Should work now.

  2. I could totally see this as a side quest in any of the main games. I’m sure some interprising modder will hear this and be inspired. I mean, how much effort would it take to reskin cazadors, ants, and a super mutant to achieve this glorious result?

    1. Man that would be great. And it would be the only cazador related mod I’d be willing to go anywhere near. *shudder*

  3. If I know how to mod well enough to do this by the time the inevitable Florida-themed Fallout game comes out, I’m building this.

    I probably won’t, but if I do, I will. This was amazing, and I love you.

  4. Bee very careful I here this session is all the buzz with some of us fans of the podcast its combing to all the quotes pages.
    I do not feel bad for my choices yet

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