The kids survived the Big Dance. Now it’s Saturday, and it is time for the Big Game, and the question must be asked: how exactly does one rugby? It seems like nobody really knows, and Coach Ditka’s plan is to toss some people into the mix and tell them to reach out and TOUCH somebody.

This can really only end well. High contact sports are exactly what the doctor prescribed for a group of friends suffering from an inflammation of the kidnap.

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