Parsely – Action Castle

You stand in a stone room. You realize you’re on an adventure! Somewhere ahead of you lies an evil villain, beasts, and horrors galore. Your INVENTORY is empty. Your HEART is filled with excitement.Exits are NORTH, WEST, and PODCAST.

What will you do?

Side Chatter



  1. At no point did anyone attempt to capitalize on those ‘bedroom eyes’ the Troll was flashing. FOR SHAME.

    I mean, it’d probably kill you, but it might be worth a try.

    1. Death by, oh, so many things. Having your pelvis reduced to gritty bone jell-o would only be the start of your troubles.

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